a-superwentzromance:

I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age 

When this played, everyone knew to shut up.

laugh-addict:

homobiologist:

im worried that one day drake bell will get violently murdered by a belieber im not even joking

pezdispencersmith:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

Shh do you hear that

It’s the sound of my music taste being better than yours

primisthebomb:

i love how jennifer tripped on the stairs and instead of trying to cover it up she sort of just sat there for a minute and gave up

kellinsbum:

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

• me, the teen blogger
• a house with 8 nuns
• a drug dealer who drives a hummer
• a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
• an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
• a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show